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NotesEver wonder where mustaches come from? Here on Scoutmob Island, we are running the All Male Mustache Factory 24/7/365.
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Windows v. Mac at McDonald’s.
/via Josh Helfferich
Perhaps the best representation of Windows vs. Mac that I’ve ever seen. And it comes via a McDonald’s pamphlet.
I also love that step 1 for the Mac is to turn your AirPort on. In other words, for 99% of people, the Mac setup is actually only two steps: connect, and open a web browser.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowsj6pW541qz73s8o1_500.jpg)
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Windows v. Mac at McDonald’s.
/via Josh Helfferich
Perhaps the best representation of Windows vs. Mac that I’ve ever seen. And it comes via a McDonald’s pamphlet.
I also love that step 1 for the Mac is to turn your AirPort on. In other words, for 99% of people, the Mac setup is actually only two steps: connect, and open a web browser.
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Notes on the subject of netflix.netflix: we'd like to offer you a service for ten bucks a month. it involves as many (one-at-a-time) rentals as you can watch and subsequently send back. do we have a deal? customer: fuck yes we have a deal. netflix: hey, it's been a while. just wanted to let you know that in addition to the dvd rental, we now offer online streaming. you don't have to wait for the mail. watch it right now. customer: you're shitting me. how much extra is that going to cost? netflix: nothing. we're just spending a fuckton of money adding this service free of charge. customer: you're the fucking best, netflix. netflix: hey guess what? we notice you're really digging this streaming service. if you want, you can go streaming-only and we'll knock two bucks off of your monthly bill. you'll be getting exactly what you do now since you never use the dvd service anymore. customer: get the fuck out of town. i mean it's only two bucks, but that's two extra bucks cheaper, word? netflix: wow. you and a whole mess of other people really dig the streaming service. that's costing us a lot of extra money. not only for licensing, but for server space and bandwidth. did you know that 20% of the internet's traffic comes from netflix streaming? we might have to up our fees to make up for this. customer: what?! netflix: well, not for you. you'll still be paying $8 a month for what you have. but if you want to have dvd service too, that'll be an additional $8. we're a business, not a charity, and we've been REALLY generous so far. i mean, come on. customer: wait - $16 A MONTH for all the movies i can watch either online or physically? god, i'm going to have to cancel my account if you're just going to bend me over and rape me like this. now i know how all those jews felt. it's like you're destroying my will to live. netflix: i can hardly understand you being upset, much less hypberbolizing this situation to such an extent. is 50 cents a day really an exorbitant fee? i mean if you watch one episode of star trek a day, isn't that worth 50 cents? customer: HIGHWAY ROBBERY. netflix: how much did you spend on that coffee? customer: about four bucks. netflix: ah.
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You could probably post every song from this album. Like, any one of them. And it’d be the best song you’ve ever heard.
Literally, a flawless...
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Ever wonder where mustaches come from? Here on Scoutmob Island, we are running the All Male Mustache Factory 24/7/365.
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What I'd (Rather) Do In My Bed Than Have Sex
- not have to worry about if there is hair on the back of my knees or my upper thighs or any place...
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Call Me.
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Windows v. Mac at McDonald’s.
/via Josh Helfferich
Perhaps the best representation of...
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The wet and dry of pizza making. Project365 (Taken with instagram)
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Happy National Lollipop Day!! XO
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Hang the DJ ? Nope, can’t do it if I don’t have a head. Psych !
